Cursed Buoy Men's Tee

There’s something in the water.
The Cursed Buoy drifts through haunted tides, its jagged grin cutting through ghost mist and broken surfboards tangled in kelp. This tee channels the darker side of coastal life — the one that glows faintly in eerie greens, seaweed tones, and molten orange light.

Designed in Cornwall by Black Kelp, this piece carries our signature gritty, hand-inked style, with rough surf/skate energy and a limited moody palette of black, bone white, muted sea green, and rust-orange glow.

Printed on organic cotton through sustainable production, this Halloween release blends eco ethics with raw, saltwater attitude — once it’s gone, it’s gone.

? Sustainably made on demand with organic cotton
? Exclusive to Black Kelp

Size Guide

Centimeters

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.